Saturday, June 2, 2012

No Second Chances to Make First Impressions

We've all heard that saying 'you only get one chance to make a first impression?' Right? If you haven't pay close attention to what I'm about to say for this could make, or break a good thing. There are do's and don'ts when it comes to approaching women for the first time. The following contains just a few helpful tips to assist all the beloved men who sometimes don't know any better than to scratch themselves in public or display a complete lack of chivalry toward women. If the following "don'ts" apply to you, then put forth an effort to rectify your behavior so that women everywhere may come to respect you. I only have 2 suggestions boys... These are the make it or break it deal for 75% of the women so don't be an idiot!


watch what comes out of your mouth!

Think long and hard about what you say before you say it boys...Offensive hygiene aside, men also have a habit of coming up with corny, sometimes raunchy useless pick-up lines that never work on the majority of able-bodied sound-minded women. Which adolescent-minded man thought of "I wanna bang you into next week"? Did the man who first came up with this line really believe that a woman would appreciate this and reciprocate? If you think the answer is yes, you have even bigger problems than I thought.

Then, there's the bad ass type man who thinks that the ruder and more arrogant an aura he emits, the more likely women will somehow become attracted to him. What turnip truck did you fall off of when you smacked your head? So perhaps calling a woman a bitch is acceptable in a rap song for now, but it is definitely not sanctioned when in the midst of trying to seduce a potential horizontal mambo partner, so sweet cheeks, don't even think about it! You are pathetic if you think that you can get a woman's interest and even more nuts if you think she wants to go out with you.

stop flaunting your cash...

It's 2012 and most women that I know have good jobs and make a good living, so please...daddy warbucks, silence your money clip. Don't know what that means? Let me spell it out for you then...Oh yes, there's the man who believes that all his self-worth and dignity lies in his snakeskin Armani wallet, his Prada belt or his Gucci shoes. Some women will probably be more willing and  accepting of your company upon eye contact with your wad, and I don't mean the one-eyed monster in your trousers. But if money is all you have to offer, then eventually you'll be out of a woman... and a few hundred/thousand dollars. Men who pull out their roll of bills to impress women are usually the first ones to complain that women are gold-diggers. Get real guys... if you insist upon flaunting your cash, then isn't it logical for women to spot that instantly and want to spend it? On the contrary to what you all may think, most women that I know of would much rather have a good man that earns an honest living and works hard than an arrogant flamboyant jerk who thinks he can buy his way into your G-string. Pull your head out of the sand lover boy, and get a reality check.


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