Girls Rule.....

WHY BEiNG A GiRL iS THE BEST: * We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks. * Our friends don’t say hello to us by punching us on the arm. * Yeah, PMS sucks. but at least we have a good excuse to eat chocolate for a week. * If we’re on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we’ll get lifeboats first. * We get the bigger apartment on Friends. * Girl talk. you know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff. * We never have to stand in a urinal and have other girls stare at us. * Dark circles under the eyes? a hickey? we can just cover them up with a little concealer. * We don’t have to shave our faces. * We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance. * justin, carson, ryan, freddie, orlando, brad. need i explain this one? * We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys. * We don`t have to dowse our food in tabasco sauce just to look tough. * That whole circumcision thing! * When we get married, we get to keep our own name or choose the one that we like better. * We don`t have to deal with sideburns. what`s up with those anyway? * At least one girl always survives in horror flicks. * We never have to wear tighty-whities.. or jock straps! * Even if we are ugly, we have make up to fix it. * We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are. * Nose hair, ear hair, back hair - so not a problem for us. * Slumber parties! guys just don`t know how much fun those are. * We don`t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there. * That special bond we have with our moms-some day. * We don`t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play. * Nobody makes fun of us for liking the backstreet boys or n'sync. well, almost nobody. * pick up lines. they`re not something we need to practice. * We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy. * We give really good advice. * On tv shows we`re always the ones that have the coolest super powers. * the coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us. * We don`t have to sit on our wallets. * Our wallets have a place for change.  * Our lives do not revolve around ESPN or sports center. * it`s not required that we learn how to spit when we`re young. * We are called tomboys, boys are called girly. * We have nicer handwriting than guys. well, it`s true. * We don`t have to stuff boxers in our jeans. * Female pro athletes aren`t overpaid egomaniacs. * Girls with guy first names (like joey) sound cool, but it doesn`t work the other way around.