Sunday, June 5, 2011

"OH NO HE DIDN'T"...... Mistakes Men Make in the Bedroom

Gentlemen get ready, listen,....and for God sakes, PLEASE......PAY ATTENTION!! I’m about to explain to you why your sex life might not be as satisfying or successful as you would like. Pull up your big boy pants because some of this may really deflate your ego, however, if you’re manly enough to get through it, I guarantee that eliminating these things from your sexual repertoire will rejuvenate your sex life.

#1 Don’t assume that your partner wants to be called a dirty whore. Sorry boys, for some women this is a a major turn off. Sure we all think of ourselves as a 'bad girl' from time to time (in the bedroom for that is a safe place to go to live out a fantasy of sort.) You can introduce dirty talk without involving any name calling. Sure, if you know that is something your woman likes you can go for it, be as dirty and nasty as you want to be; but if you don’t know for sure, the really dirty names may just as well have the same effect as a water spigot being turned off! This immediately causes your partner as well as her stimulating feelings in that one split second "heat of the moment" to come to a complete Dead Stop!

#2 Don’t go into this blindly with no thought as to how a woman’s body works and what will be effective in bed. Inexperience is one thing, but just plain ignorance, and stupidity is absolutely inexcusable.  Really guys,.....stop and think about how well you know what pleases you personally; you’ve devoted time to learning what works for you and what doesn’t. You know what turns you on, and off; so while each woman will also have unique turn on's and turn offs,  there are a few easy waysto learn things that you will understand if you just spend a little time learning a woman’s body the way you have learned your own. Once you have mastered that,....you're golden!

#3 Don't steer a woman by the head. I could never really find the words to describe just how I wanted to say this, and then one day I ran across an article where someone did explain it how it should be spoken; Sure a little grasp and twist of the hair can be great in the heat of the moment, but when a woman goes down on you,  her hair is not a steering wheel and her ears are not handlebars. Vocalize what you want, or show her by moving yourself. If you drag her by the hair and ears you may be setting yourself up for a vicious bite when you go too far and choke her. If you really want the passion and seduction to flow, use her body language and movements to guide you. Not only will she be helpful to you, but it'll be like following a road map to arrive at the final destination.....her pleasure palace.

#4 Don’t confuse the importance of lubricant. Just do it! You heard me.....sure women provide natural lubricant, but if you’re all revved up and planning on a long lovemaking session or a night full of sexual encounters, then please, spare a few moments to apply a good lubricant, if you don't you may be sorry! If you do this you’ll find that the pleasure is doubled for you as well as for her when there is no chafing and tugging, burning or rubbing. How many times have you been with a women who after a under the sheets said " It's burning, We need to stop, or I'm sore?" That's the worst way to take a full blow erection from rock hard to blue balls in a matter of minutes.

#5 Don’t ask if it was good for her; if you have to ask then it probably didn’t go so well. Sorry boys, if it was good for her you’ll know it by the blissful look on her face, the racing of her heart as her chest is pressed up against your body, the inability to catch her breath, the tremors and muscle quivers that signal orgasms and aftershocks.  Even if your partner doesn’t tell you that it was good for her, (which trust me on this a lot of women will not) if you pay attention to her actions and reactions you’ll know without a doubt if you just got ranked the king of her erotic zone. If it wasn’t good for her, stop, reapply yourself; simply come up with new ideas and techniques that are a little more romantic and giving of yourself, and get back to work!! This doesn’t mean you can’t satisfy her in other ways if your actions took a nose dive somewhere else.

It's really  not so difficult to please a woman in bed. Just take the time.....and pay attention to what she likes. This is your lesson in listening and learning. As Olivia Newton John once sang it best "Let's Get Physical." There is no amount of time or a rule book that will tell you when you'll have it figured out,...... it's something that only you can understand with the guidance of your partner. Once you master this it'll be like reading a road map and you can travel down her path any time you like because you will have perfected the ways to please her.You must be patient though.....does it really matter if it takes a while,....(hello?...are you stupid?) you're in bed with a terrific woman who is wet and you have the erection! Make as many mistakes as needed to get this right,......and when the time comes and you finally have the maneuvers under control, it will be like the choir closing and singing a great big hallelujah!......

Now then,.....If you still need some practice and she tells you that you have been a naughty boy, then just smile, apologize and tell her that you're ready for your spanking.......




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