Humorous Bikini Waxing

Regardless of whether you are honeymooning, or heading to a tropical paradise to focus on the important things in life, no one should leave home without a good waxing! We all want to look and feel sexy from head to toe...and everywhere in between. While uninterrupted by thoughts of potential bikini-line overgrowth dance through your head... Why not treat yourself to a Brazilian bikini-wax and set yourself free? Not a hair will dare stray outside your bikini bottom again. At least until your next waxing.

Ummmm hello? Ladies,....have you ever had a bikini waxing? If you have you are fully aware of the benefits....if you have not,...or you poor dears....prepare yourself for some fierce pain! My advice, before you go for you waxing, stop at a local bar and have a few cocktails first to loosen you up and to take the edge off...trust me, you'll thank me later!

This method of waxing originated in the place where beach thongs abound and although torturous, is claimed as "completely worth it" by its devotees. The Brazilian wax basically takes it ALL away, leaving just a tiny strip of closely-shorn hair in front (referred to by some regulars as an "airstrip", a "thong wax" or a "Playboy wax").

 

Things that Brazilian waxing virgins need to know first:

 

Not a yellow page referral task, the best way to find out about a good waxer is word of mouth, so ask around locally. Many waxers will refuse to do this type of waxing, as it is so highly personal. A bad Brazilian waxer will leave you with nasty ingrowns --- that can turn the already daunting experience into to a very, very bad one.

 

Your Brazilian waxer will know you at least as intimately as your gynecologist. You will be asked to strip down to nothing and spread your legs into all kinds of embarrassing positions. Your best defense is to appear as though you think it's as normal as your waxer does.

 

Expect no picnic. There is no way to avoid some pain, but there are ways to choose lesser evils. The best practitioners are also the zippiest. The ones who keep going over and over a spot simply prolong the agony. The Elizabeth Arden Salon, extremely reputable for their hair removal procedures, uses a wax that is very gentle on the skin. The downside is that it requires some repeat action, which can take the fun out of it. The J Sisters seem slightly less hygienic (no gloves) but it really is over in a flash.

 

The torture is not everlasting. A Brazilian bikini (no legs, no underarms, just the bikini) should not take longer than a half hour.Expect to pay at least 45.00 for a good Brazilian wax by a pro. Small price to pain to save a lot of embarrassment. No pain, no gain right?

I show this clip to my friends and we laugh until we cry all the time....So, whether you need a good dose of laughter, or if you are feeling down and and you are reading me to simply pass time, here is something that will keep bringing you back to the Simply Delicious Lingerie Blog Spot....behold, Mrs Browns Bikini Waxing...Be prepared to shed some tears,...You'll have a good laugh with this one!