Humorous Bikini Waxing

Regardless of whether you are honeymooning, or heading to a tropical paradise to focus on the important things in life, no one should leave home without a good waxing! We all want to look and feel sexy from head to toe...and everywhere in between. While uninterrupted by thoughts of potential bikini-line overgrowth dance through your head... Why not treat yourself to a Brazilian bikini-wax and set yourself free? Not a hair will dare stray outside your bikini bottom again. At least until your next waxing.

Ummmm hello? Ladies,....have you ever had a bikini waxing? If you have you are fully aware of the benefits....if you have not,...or you poor dears....prepare yourself for some fierce pain! My advice, before you go for you waxing, stop at a local bar and have a few cocktails first to loosen you up and to take the edge off...trust me, you'll thank me later!

This method of waxing originated in the place where beach thongs abound and although torturous, is claimed as "completely worth it" by its devotees. The Brazilian wax basically takes it ALL away, leaving just a tiny strip of closely-shorn hair in front (referred to by some regulars as an "airstrip", a "thong wax" or a "Playboy wax").

 

Things that Brazilian waxing virgins need to know first:

 

Not a yellow page referral task, the best way to find out about a good waxer is word of mouth, so ask around locally. Many waxers will refuse to do this type of waxing, as it is so highly personal. A bad Brazilian waxer will leave you with nasty ingrowns --- that can turn the already daunting experience into to a very, very bad one.

 

Your Brazilian waxer will know you at least as intimately as your gynecologist. You will be asked to strip down to nothing and spread your legs into all kinds of embarrassing positions. Your best defense is to appear as though you think it's as normal as your waxer does.

 

Expect no picnic. There is no way to avoid some pain, but there are ways to choose lesser evils. The best practitioners are also the zippiest. The ones who keep going over and over a spot simply prolong the agony. The Elizabeth Arden Salon, extremely reputable for their hair removal procedures, uses a wax that is very gentle on the skin. The downside is that it requires some repeat action, which can take the fun out of it. The J Sisters seem slightly less hygienic (no gloves) but it really is over in a flash.

 

The torture is not everlasting. A Brazilian bikini (no legs, no underarms, just the bikini) should not take longer than a half hour.Expect to pay at least 45.00 for a good Brazilian wax by a pro. Small price to pain to save a lot of embarrassment. No pain, no gain right?

I show this clip to my friends and we laugh until we cry all the time....So, whether you need a good dose of laughter, or if you are feeling down and and you are reading me to simply pass time, here is something that will keep bringing you back to the Simply Delicious Lingerie Blog Spot....behold, Mrs Browns Bikini Waxing...Be prepared to shed some tears,...You'll have a good laugh with this one!

5 Mistakes We Make with Men

Here is some good solid advice; No, I'm not at all an expert by any stretch, but I have walked to road of love and romance before and this is what I discovered: Lets take a look at reality here for a moment, shall we? Many women don't have any luck with guys. They try everything but they're still alone. Are we trying too hard? Sound familiar? Then they start to blame the man, "He's a jerk,".... "He's your typical guy",.... "His ego is too big"....."He's not good enough for me", and the best....and my personal favorite....."He just thinks that he's ALL THAT".... In reality most of the problems with their relationship have been because of the mistakes they make with men. If you are one of those women who don't ever seem to get a guy or, if you do, you can't keep him for very long, you might want to take 10 minutes and read on to discover the mistakes you've been making in the past. Let's try to correct this so that we can move forward with a healty relationship.

STOP Paying So Much Attention - They feed off of this gals...."egos" they have BIG ONES!!! Men love attention and they love getting attention from women. The secret of giving attention to a man though is to give him a lot of attention at first, and then stop. Once the attention is withdrawn, the guy will do anything he can to make sure he gets the attention back (especially because men like a challenge). They love the chase, but let them catch you too soon and say good bye to this guy! Think about it...if you keep giving him all the attention, he has nothing to work for and he'll very soon tire of you and move on to another girl that's not quite so easy.

DO NOT Attempt To Call Him - I was raised to let the boy call you....doesn't matter if your 12 or 50...

I don't care what women say about it being "the modern age" and how calling a guy is fine. It's not...NO WAY, NO HOW! Men don't really like to be called that much, and especially not the number of times most women call. NO TEXT MESSAGES repeatedly either. Don't make it easy on them,....watching them work for it is half the fun! besides, most men like to be the one who does the calling, so let him. If you've got something urgent to tell him - wait. Eventually he'll call you (and if you don't call him, he'll call you sooner rather than later) and you can tell him then. Unless it's a life-threatening situation most things we need to talk to men about are really not that important, even though we tell ourselves they are. So don't call him - just you hang on, and wait. He'll appreciate you more because he has to work for you. Don't make the mistake most women make when he calls and asks "Why don't you call me?" Seriously....ladies we're smarter than that...They take it as an invitation and they call, and then the guy is in control. The best answer to the question "Why don't you call me?". "I'm sorry, I've been really busy" and then continue on with not calling him.

Don't Shower Him With Gifts - I learned a long time ago never to buy a guy things. Little gifts that we think are cute mean very little to a guy. Little gifts, though, do tell him that you like him and that's not something you should ever be telling him (it should always appear that he likes you a lot more than you like him - men like a challenge, remember?). A guy should be buying you things, not you buying him things. Men love buying the women they love little gifts and in most relationships with men it's better being the receiver than the giver. So the next time you see a cute little 'something' that he would just adore, skip over it, and buy yourself something pretty instead. He'll enjoy giving you the attention and you'll have a new addition to your waredrobe!

Keep Your Feelings To Yourself- You should never be the first one in a relationship with a guy to say "I love you". That's his job!!! Yes, you heard me....HIS JOB!!! Most of us have done it and most of us regret it, especially when we don't hear "I love you too" in return. No reason to be stressed out and you can't take it back once you say it! Never ever ever tell a guy you love them first. That gives them so much less to work for and, once you've said it, you can never take it back. Make sure the guy is in love with you before you utter those three little words. You'll be better off for it, believe me.

Don't Dress Too Provocative...be Sexy and Simple - So many women think, if they put on something really provocative it's going to attract a guy and make him want to commit. It's not. In fact, it's making the man question if you are  the kind of woman mama would like? If you go full throttle hoochie...kiss this one good-bye! Sure men love sexy and, yes, they'll look but, when they think about dating somebody seriously or even marrying a woman, sexy isn't usually something they're looking for. Think about it this way - it's much better to leave something to the imagination. Make him think about what you might look like underneath all that cute clothing. Don't shove it right in his face so he has nothing to work for. Little back dress? Simply, soft accessories, and nice heels....trust me on this one, if it's a date to the ballgame...wear jeans and a cute top and sneakers....ladies there is no room for stilettos at the ballpark! Take it from me a gal who wore a pair of Ann Taylor heels/sandals to a rodeo....it just doesn't work! Sure I looked classy, but 10 minutes my $200 sandals were covered in cow crap and I was humiliated. No I am not a jeans and cowboy hat kind of gal, although, my ad suggests that you sure can look sexy in the attire.....

I'm a gal...and I guesswhat I am saying is simply this; dress for the event. Don't try to act or be anything other than "you." You want him to fall in love with who you are both inside and out, not an image. Keep it real! Just be YOU!!!

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Plus Size Gal....What's your "Girlie Figure?"

Making the most of your "Girlie Figure"

Ladies, how many times have you just wanted to throw your hands up in the air because you cannot find something that fits your body shape right? Oh sure it looks good in the catalog or on the store mannequin, but when you buy it and take it home.....it looks hideous and you then have to return it....yet another inconvenience for you. It is frustrating isn't it?

It happens to me all the time,...so below I have listed a detailed description for the shapes and attached what the model shape looks like emphasizing the figure you may be according to looking at your own body. I hope that this is helpful to you....so please take the time to comment!! I need to know what it is that you are looking for so that I know how to better stock the store that I am building "just for you!"

Have a curvy “hourglass” figure?
If your shoulders and hips are pretty evenly balanced and your waist is defined, look for styles that flatter your curves and emphasize your waist. Instant fashion fixes include: wrap-style tops or dresses that tie at the waist. Fashionable belts—look for this season's special colors and textures—that define the waist. Shaped jackets, or cropped styles that focus they eye on the middle. Soft blouses and body-skimming knit tops over soft sweeping skirts or pants that skim the hips. Sweetheart necklines are especially flattering.

Need to create a waist?
If your proportions are fairly equal from the shoulders through the waist and hips, look for styles that create the illusion of a waist even better, find styles that play up your slim hips and shapely legs. Instant fashion fixes include: jackets and tops with lightly padded shoulders, which help make your waist appear smaller instantly; a belted trench with shoulder epaulettes is a great way to create shape. Fluid tunics or blouson tops and long jackets over short straight skirts, leggings or slim pants show off great legs. Avoid wide pants or long skirts that create a boxy shape.

Are you wider in the hips?
If you're narrower in the shoulders and bust and curvier through your hips and legs, look for styles that create balance between your upper and lower body. Instant fashion fixes include: jackets and tops with lightly padded shoulders, wider lapels, boat necks, embellished or ruffled necklines. Think layers: a soft hip-length cardigan or vest worn open over a blouse. Scarves and shawls at the shoulders lend upper balance and draw the eye up. On the bottom, opt for flowing fabrics in dark solids or smaller prints, and graceful sweeping lines. Boot cut jeans balance hips.

Are you wider on top?
If you've got broad shoulders and a larger bust with narrower hips and legs, look for styles that visually slim the top and play up your narrower bottom. Instant fashion fixes include: fluid, unstructured tops and jackets that skim the body. Soft knit jackets and open cardigans over a tonal or lighter top help create a slimming vertical line, as do tops in dark colors with V-necks and open necklines. And avoid heavily embellished designs and padded shoulders. Keep pants on the narrow side to avoid creating a boxy shape. The new tunics over leggings or slim pants is a great look.

Get to know your body shape and learn to love it! Our guide below can help you find the right clothes that will not only fit, but will also flatter your figure. So, whether you’re an apple or a pear, you can look and feel fabulous every day.

 At Simply Luscious Lingerie, we are working hard day and night to find the intimate apparel that will be right for you! We're not just trying to sell you lingerie, we want to accommodate your attire with apparel that will accent your figure, not make you stand out like a sore thumb! This online boutique is all "about you!" We're coming this fall, so continue to read our articles and check in with our website for more details! http://www.simplylusciouslingerie.com/

Lets face it, none of us have the exact same shape.....so let's determine what yours is?

Select from the body shapes I've listed below to get to know your shape better. This will make your shopping experience so much easier, and more enjoyable! In the meantime, I'll research and gather more material for you to understand your shape better and we'll discuss what accents your body and what you should definitely stay clear of. Stay tuned ladies!

Hourglass

Apple

Pear

Rhubarb

Strawberry

Pineapple