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Humorous Bikini Waxing

Regardless of whether you are honeymooning, or heading to a tropical paradise to focus on the important things in life, no one should leave home without a good waxing! We all want to look and feel sexy from head to toe...and everywhere in between. While uninterrupted by thoughts of potential bikini-line overgrowth dance through your head... Why not treat yourself to a Brazilian bikini-wax and set yourself free? Not a hair will dare stray outside your bikini bottom again. At least until your next waxing.

Ummmm hello? Ladies,....have you ever had a bikini waxing? If you have you are fully aware of the benefits....if you have not,...or you poor dears....prepare yourself for some fierce pain! My advice, before you go for you waxing, stop at a local bar and have a few cocktails first to loosen you up and to take the edge off...trust me, you'll thank me later!

This method of waxing originated in the place where beach thongs abound and although torturous, is claimed as "completely worth it" by its devotees. The Brazilian wax basically takes it ALL away, leaving just a tiny strip of closely-shorn hair in front (referred to by some regulars as an "airstrip", a "thong wax" or a "Playboy wax").

 

Things that Brazilian waxing virgins need to know first:

 

Not a yellow page referral task, the best way to find out about a good waxer is word of mouth, so ask around locally. Many waxers will refuse to do this type of waxing, as it is so highly personal. A bad Brazilian waxer will leave you with nasty ingrowns --- that can turn the already daunting experience into to a very, very bad one.

 

Your Brazilian waxer will know you at least as intimately as your gynecologist. You will be asked to strip down to nothing and spread your legs into all kinds of embarrassing positions. Your best defense is to appear as though you think it's as normal as your waxer does.

 

Expect no picnic. There is no way to avoid some pain, but there are ways to choose lesser evils. The best practitioners are also the zippiest. The ones who keep going over and over a spot simply prolong the agony. The Elizabeth Arden Salon, extremely reputable for their hair removal procedures, uses a wax that is very gentle on the skin. The downside is that it requires some repeat action, which can take the fun out of it. The J Sisters seem slightly less hygienic (no gloves) but it really is over in a flash.

 

The torture is not everlasting. A Brazilian bikini (no legs, no underarms, just the bikini) should not take longer than a half hour.Expect to pay at least 45.00 for a good Brazilian wax by a pro. Small price to pain to save a lot of embarrassment. No pain, no gain right?

I show this clip to my friends and we laugh until we cry all the time....So, whether you need a good dose of laughter, or if you are feeling down and and you are reading me to simply pass time, here is something that will keep bringing you back to the Simply Delicious Lingerie Blog Spot....behold, Mrs Browns Bikini Waxing...Be prepared to shed some tears,...You'll have a good laugh with this one!

5 Mistakes We Make with Men

Here is some good solid advice; No, I'm not at all an expert by any stretch, but I have walked to road of love and romance before and this is what I discovered: Lets take a look at reality here for a moment, shall we? Many women don't have any luck with guys. They try everything but they're still alone. Are we trying too hard? Sound familiar? Then they start to blame the man, "He's a jerk,".... "He's your typical guy",.... "His ego is too big"....."He's not good enough for me", and the best....and my personal favorite....."He just thinks that he's ALL THAT".... In reality most of the problems with their relationship have been because of the mistakes they make with men. If you are one of those women who don't ever seem to get a guy or, if you do, you can't keep him for very long, you might want to take 10 minutes and read on to discover the mistakes you've been making in the past. Let's try to correct this so that we can move forward with a healty relationship.

STOP Paying So Much Attention - They feed off of this gals...."egos" they have BIG ONES!!! Men love attention and they love getting attention from women. The secret of giving attention to a man though is to give him a lot of attention at first, and then stop. Once the attention is withdrawn, the guy will do anything he can to make sure he gets the attention back (especially because men like a challenge). They love the chase, but let them catch you too soon and say good bye to this guy! Think about it...if you keep giving him all the attention, he has nothing to work for and he'll very soon tire of you and move on to another girl that's not quite so easy.

DO NOT Attempt To Call Him - I was raised to let the boy call you....doesn't matter if your 12 or 50...

I don't care what women say about it being "the modern age" and how calling a guy is fine. It's not...NO WAY, NO HOW! Men don't really like to be called that much, and especially not the number of times most women call. NO TEXT MESSAGES repeatedly either. Don't make it easy on them,....watching them work for it is half the fun! besides, most men like to be the one who does the calling, so let him. If you've got something urgent to tell him - wait. Eventually he'll call you (and if you don't call him, he'll call you sooner rather than later) and you can tell him then. Unless it's a life-threatening situation most things we need to talk to men about are really not that important, even though we tell ourselves they are. So don't call him - just you hang on, and wait. He'll appreciate you more because he has to work for you. Don't make the mistake most women make when he calls and asks "Why don't you call me?" Seriously....ladies we're smarter than that...They take it as an invitation and they call, and then the guy is in control. The best answer to the question "Why don't you call me?". "I'm sorry, I've been really busy" and then continue on with not calling him.

Don't Shower Him With Gifts - I learned a long time ago never to buy a guy things. Little gifts that we think are cute mean very little to a guy. Little gifts, though, do tell him that you like him and that's not something you should ever be telling him (it should always appear that he likes you a lot more than you like him - men like a challenge, remember?). A guy should be buying you things, not you buying him things. Men love buying the women they love little gifts and in most relationships with men it's better being the receiver than the giver. So the next time you see a cute little 'something' that he would just adore, skip over it, and buy yourself something pretty instead. He'll enjoy giving you the attention and you'll have a new addition to your waredrobe!

Keep Your Feelings To Yourself- You should never be the first one in a relationship with a guy to say "I love you". That's his job!!! Yes, you heard me....HIS JOB!!! Most of us have done it and most of us regret it, especially when we don't hear "I love you too" in return. No reason to be stressed out and you can't take it back once you say it! Never ever ever tell a guy you love them first. That gives them so much less to work for and, once you've said it, you can never take it back. Make sure the guy is in love with you before you utter those three little words. You'll be better off for it, believe me.

Don't Dress Too Provocative...be Sexy and Simple - So many women think, if they put on something really provocative it's going to attract a guy and make him want to commit. It's not. In fact, it's making the man question if you are  the kind of woman mama would like? If you go full throttle hoochie...kiss this one good-bye! Sure men love sexy and, yes, they'll look but, when they think about dating somebody seriously or even marrying a woman, sexy isn't usually something they're looking for. Think about it this way - it's much better to leave something to the imagination. Make him think about what you might look like underneath all that cute clothing. Don't shove it right in his face so he has nothing to work for. Little back dress? Simply, soft accessories, and nice heels....trust me on this one, if it's a date to the ballgame...wear jeans and a cute top and sneakers....ladies there is no room for stilettos at the ballpark! Take it from me a gal who wore a pair of Ann Taylor heels/sandals to a rodeo....it just doesn't work! Sure I looked classy, but 10 minutes my $200 sandals were covered in cow crap and I was humiliated. No I am not a jeans and cowboy hat kind of gal, although, my ad suggests that you sure can look sexy in the attire.....

I'm a gal...and I guesswhat I am saying is simply this; dress for the event. Don't try to act or be anything other than "you." You want him to fall in love with who you are both inside and out, not an image. Keep it real! Just be YOU!!!

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Advertising Sex?

What A Lot of People Know

One of the best methods for selling a product or service, is to show a beautiful person in skimpy clothing. Why? Because usually people don't care about the product or service at first, they only care about seeing more pictures of the beautiful model in the advertisement. An example, would be the Evolution of advertising that I discussed a while back, showcasing the trend and downward spiral of their advertising techniques. That is one of the most prime examples that anyone could ever show, because I have no doubt if you've surfed the Internet you've probably stumbled on one of the ads at some point.

Recently I had a discussion with friends about what a person would notice first upon entering a website, a picture of a beautiful woman, or the title of the article. What was he or she wearing, was it sexy, sassy, seductive, and sensual, or was it quite provocative? Does it really matter which of these it was? It just was!  According a recent poll 100% of the people surveyed voted for noticing the beautiful woman before the article title...does that really surprise you? Lingerie is, and probably will always be one of the leaders in the industry for sex and sex appeal. There is quite a difference however in the companies that advertise it and how they go about it.

I was never one for raunchy and trashy....does that sell? You bet it does, but I was raised more so with the flair to be classy and simple. I like the no make up, or very little, simple baby doll, teddy, or two piece bra and panty sets with garters and thigh highs look....I am still that old fashion gal that has respect for herself, and I take pride in my appearance, therefore my models should keep the look the same. We are selling alluring, intriguing and sexy, not trashy. We use great product placement  and our advertising is only with reputable companies. The lingerie that I sell, for the most part, middle class and even some high end material but we try to keep it at a mediocre budget. I'm not out to take the world by storm...and drain your wallets, I'd much rather prefer customers remembering me for my morals, value, and although mature look. Oh sure some of what I sell one might not consider " entirely respectable"....that is the persons choice that is purchasing it. It is by no means dirty or trashy. Every woman has to find that one piece that fits her physique best. I believe that my business will succeed and do quite well, putting a women's integrity first is and always has been motto, but if she has the confidence to wear that sexy lingerie that turn heads,...all the power to her!

My personal conclusions? Yes, sex sells. There is a lot of money to be made by using sexually driven advertisements, but for me, I only have one problem. I have morals, and for some reason that's always been a wall that I only peek around from time to time, but never climb over. Well, I'm not sure how long that wall will last, because from what I've noticed so far, is that this can be a potential money maker if used properly. So in truth, there is a substantial reason as to why advertising companies have used attractive and beautiful people for the advertising, it's an attention getter!

Ask Yourself This Question

When you see lingerie articles, what catches your attention first? Was it the article title, or the picture of the beautiful woman with cleavage and her booty? If this is anything like the other study I did earlier concerning the article title verse the beautiful women.... then I'm pretty sure it's going to be the woman again. Do you see the advertising power here? I do! Sure there are those who say that advertisers only use pretty girls to sell....and they also say that there are other ways in the industry o f doing so......Really? Because last time I saw an ad for farm equipment it was boring to me,...now put a gal in a bikini set on that tractor with a cowboy hat on and watch your revenue soar! Can you say cha ching?

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4 Type of Men to Avoid Like the Plague

Having been down this road in the past, whether it involved my past marriage, or men that I dated since my divorce, I pick up a few tips along the way and learned quickly how to spot the "wrong men" that all women should certainly stay away from. I have categorized them the best that I can to assist you in trying to get a glimpse of what to beware of. Most of these traits you should see early on....sometimes it takes away for these to transpire, so keep your eyes open and listen for heaven sakes....

These men may seem to be the "shit" but ladies....if you end up with any of these 4 you'll have some major relationship issues. This is a promise!

Mr. No-Money Bags

He has champagne tastes on a beer budget and a walk-in closet full of financial skeletons. But that doesn’t bother him because he also has a preternatural ability to get into women’s wallets as well as their beds. He’s counting on you to keep him in the style to which he hopes to become accustomed. It’s like stumbling onto a beautiful vintage Bentley: You see past the exhilarating automobile that appears to be a one of a kind, so rare, and you envision how magnificent it could be if you fixed up the wear and tear on it. You figure a little “investment” will pay off big. Besides, what’s a little money when he’s the man of your dreams? He's the guy whose wallet is always in his other pants, he left it at home, he’s short on cash until he gets paid.....bla bla bla kind of guy. Initially, it might seem reasonable to float him a little extra, but ladies OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!!!! Unless you are intending to be his "sugar mama" shake this one off like a flea!

Mr. Mama’s Boy..... He’s sweet, affectionate and understanding. Unfortunately, he’s still hung up on another woman – his mama Not exactly the threesome you might have had in mind. Mom still influences his professional decisions, his investment portfolio, where he lives, who he votes for. Project into the future and you can count on her influencing everything – from where you buy a home to how you raise your children. If you want another woman running your relationship and life...maybe he is the man, but if you are anything like me and want to grow a relationship based on your own wants and needs, you need to cut this one loose, otherwise before you know it she'll be naming your children and selecting your family vacations together! One big happy family. NOT!!!!!!

Mr. Peter Pan

Yep, you know the one....Though he’s in his 20s, 30s or 40s, at heart Mr. Peter Pan Syndrome is still like that of a frat boy in many ways. Life’s a nonstop, movable kegger and he’s the affable host. Yes the life of the party....everyone lovessss him! He’s on a first-name basis with all the bartenders in town, and is always ready for a trip to Las Vegas to stay up all night rill the dice and drink like there is no tomorrow. This guy loves the attention! He wants to be in the spot light all the time....beware of tough times though should they arise....Difficult situations aren’t in his repertoire, and when the going gets tough, you’ll be going it alone. Be careful, here's how he'll get you hooked; His spontaneity and sense of adventure bring out the kid in you. OPEN YOUR EYES!.... He would appear to have very few responsibilities. When it comes to dating, he'll do it with the catch phrase “let’s keep things light." Don't try to change him. I married one, and look where I am now! Do take my advice, it simply doesn't work. You can tame him, but don't dry to change him. It will backfire on you and he'll end up despising you. Unless you want to find your life like that of the fairy tale living with a man who thinks (as my grand mother used to say) in Never Never Land....drop him like a hot potato!!

Mr. Egomaniac

He’s brilliant, clever, witty, handsome, quite accomplished and has an unflagging belief in his own infallibility.You never see him waffling or agonizing about a decision. Oh no...he is sharp on his toes, and fast on his feet...watch out! He’s extremely decisive because the world revolves around him. On the rare occasion when he’s not 100% right, he won’t take it well if you point it out. He may want an accomplished woman, but not one so successful that you eclipse his glory. He may even undercut your success. He might embarrass you at an office party or run you down in front of colleagues in the guise of “being funny." When you complain, he’ll accuse you of being too sensitive. His confidence is irresistible.

Handsome, yet they know it. Seductive and they like it. Flamboyant to the core, and sexy in a way that will lure you in. Be careful of this type,...don't say that I didn't warn you.



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Simply Delicious Lingerie knows SEXY!

Give him the sex appeal! He wants it...Simply Delicious Lingerie has it! Wouldn't you love to astonish your partner and enjoy the sight of his mouth watering and his jaw dropping on the floor when he sees you dressed up in sexy lingerie? For some reason, men find the appropriate kind of lingerie irresistible and if you're looking to decorate your romantic endeavors - there are not many other methods that are nearly half as effective! Some guys like heels and stockings, some thigh highs and garters.....sexy is what men desire.

Putting on lingerie could make any woman look amazingly sexy. There isn't any secret for it, but there's something regarding the how a woman looks in lacy and sheer cloth, or even ribbons and leather that drive men completely nutty with passion. In case you haven't tried sampling the effect sexy lingerie can have on your partner in the past - you must do so now! But before you do, there's a couple of things you'll want to know.

Types of Sexy lingerie Nowadays there are numerous varieties of sexy lingerie out there and fashion organizations are discovering more everyday! From sheer undergarments to lacy variants and also leather lingerie - your choices can be endless. Truthfully, the trick is determining what your companion (and you!) likes best. Don't be afraid to experiment and remember that what you may do try it's in contrast to anyone else occasion to see it if you don't want them to! So grab several of your girlfriends and get some advice. Getting married soon? Check out some of the sexy robes and bridal lingerie at Simply Delicious Lingerie - they are often perfect for the wedding night and really allow it to be extra special!

Sexy lingerie within a strict budget While purchasing the latest lingerie collections could be expensive, not at Simply Delicious Lingerie...... you don't must break the bank to take a look great. Make sure to keep an eye open for sales and you'll realize that even if you're searching for what other sites, shops and boutiques charge so much more for, we challenge you to shop with us for less! Buy our VIP Membership it's instant savings and you'll love having it with your first order! You should be able to find  lingerie that suits what you desire, we also carry shoes, boots, kinky/bondage line, swimwear, costumes, men's wear, and novelties with our new site! It's on it's way.....We can't wait to see you!! Check us out, and log in for BIG SAVINGS SOON!!!

From time to time we'll even have special deals you could take advantage of, which is especially the truth during special occasions (think: Valentine's Day, Romantic Getaway, Anniversary, etc!). Buy it now and save some to surprise your spouse at a later date!

Even though the stunned reaction that your particular partner is likely to have is satisfying, what is even more satisfying in terms of sexy lingerie is the fact that you're going to get a huge confidence boost! Not only can your partner undoubtedly shower you with words of flattery, nevertheless, you yourself will know that you look fantastic - and there's no substitute to that! Take a walk on the wild side.....bring out the tiger in him and the temptress in you!

So what are you waiting for? Get ready to look for some of the sexy products we offer! Our inventory will be changing rapidly, so please don't delay, it may be out of stock or gone if you wait.....

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Why not surprise your partner in the very near future! It doesn't even have to be the sexiest piece of lingerie,....it's the confidence you have and how you wear it that makes the difference! Stay tuned, and help us help the American Cancer Society as we are going to be donating 10% of all proceeds from sales during the month of October to help fight for the cure! We'd appreciate your business, and if you or anyone you've ever known has had cancer or passed away from it, join us in our efforts!

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