Humorous Bikini Waxing

Regardless of whether you are honeymooning, or heading to a tropical paradise to focus on the important things in life, no one should leave home without a good waxing! We all want to look and feel sexy from head to toe...and everywhere in between. While uninterrupted by thoughts of potential bikini-line overgrowth dance through your head... Why not treat yourself to a Brazilian bikini-wax and set yourself free? Not a hair will dare stray outside your bikini bottom again. At least until your next waxing.

Ummmm hello? Ladies,....have you ever had a bikini waxing? If you have you are fully aware of the benefits....if you have not,...or you poor dears....prepare yourself for some fierce pain! My advice, before you go for you waxing, stop at a local bar and have a few cocktails first to loosen you up and to take the edge off...trust me, you'll thank me later!

This method of waxing originated in the place where beach thongs abound and although torturous, is claimed as "completely worth it" by its devotees. The Brazilian wax basically takes it ALL away, leaving just a tiny strip of closely-shorn hair in front (referred to by some regulars as an "airstrip", a "thong wax" or a "Playboy wax").

 

Things that Brazilian waxing virgins need to know first:

 

Not a yellow page referral task, the best way to find out about a good waxer is word of mouth, so ask around locally. Many waxers will refuse to do this type of waxing, as it is so highly personal. A bad Brazilian waxer will leave you with nasty ingrowns --- that can turn the already daunting experience into to a very, very bad one.

 

Your Brazilian waxer will know you at least as intimately as your gynecologist. You will be asked to strip down to nothing and spread your legs into all kinds of embarrassing positions. Your best defense is to appear as though you think it's as normal as your waxer does.

 

Expect no picnic. There is no way to avoid some pain, but there are ways to choose lesser evils. The best practitioners are also the zippiest. The ones who keep going over and over a spot simply prolong the agony. The Elizabeth Arden Salon, extremely reputable for their hair removal procedures, uses a wax that is very gentle on the skin. The downside is that it requires some repeat action, which can take the fun out of it. The J Sisters seem slightly less hygienic (no gloves) but it really is over in a flash.

 

The torture is not everlasting. A Brazilian bikini (no legs, no underarms, just the bikini) should not take longer than a half hour.Expect to pay at least 45.00 for a good Brazilian wax by a pro. Small price to pain to save a lot of embarrassment. No pain, no gain right?

I show this clip to my friends and we laugh until we cry all the time....So, whether you need a good dose of laughter, or if you are feeling down and and you are reading me to simply pass time, here is something that will keep bringing you back to the Simply Delicious Lingerie Blog Spot....behold, Mrs Browns Bikini Waxing...Be prepared to shed some tears,...You'll have a good laugh with this one!

Plus Size Gal....What's your "Girlie Figure?"

Making the most of your "Girlie Figure"

Ladies, how many times have you just wanted to throw your hands up in the air because you cannot find something that fits your body shape right? Oh sure it looks good in the catalog or on the store mannequin, but when you buy it and take it home.....it looks hideous and you then have to return it....yet another inconvenience for you. It is frustrating isn't it?

It happens to me all the time,...so below I have listed a detailed description for the shapes and attached what the model shape looks like emphasizing the figure you may be according to looking at your own body. I hope that this is helpful to you....so please take the time to comment!! I need to know what it is that you are looking for so that I know how to better stock the store that I am building "just for you!"

Have a curvy “hourglass” figure?
If your shoulders and hips are pretty evenly balanced and your waist is defined, look for styles that flatter your curves and emphasize your waist. Instant fashion fixes include: wrap-style tops or dresses that tie at the waist. Fashionable belts—look for this season's special colors and textures—that define the waist. Shaped jackets, or cropped styles that focus they eye on the middle. Soft blouses and body-skimming knit tops over soft sweeping skirts or pants that skim the hips. Sweetheart necklines are especially flattering.

Need to create a waist?
If your proportions are fairly equal from the shoulders through the waist and hips, look for styles that create the illusion of a waist even better, find styles that play up your slim hips and shapely legs. Instant fashion fixes include: jackets and tops with lightly padded shoulders, which help make your waist appear smaller instantly; a belted trench with shoulder epaulettes is a great way to create shape. Fluid tunics or blouson tops and long jackets over short straight skirts, leggings or slim pants show off great legs. Avoid wide pants or long skirts that create a boxy shape.

Are you wider in the hips?
If you're narrower in the shoulders and bust and curvier through your hips and legs, look for styles that create balance between your upper and lower body. Instant fashion fixes include: jackets and tops with lightly padded shoulders, wider lapels, boat necks, embellished or ruffled necklines. Think layers: a soft hip-length cardigan or vest worn open over a blouse. Scarves and shawls at the shoulders lend upper balance and draw the eye up. On the bottom, opt for flowing fabrics in dark solids or smaller prints, and graceful sweeping lines. Boot cut jeans balance hips.

Are you wider on top?
If you've got broad shoulders and a larger bust with narrower hips and legs, look for styles that visually slim the top and play up your narrower bottom. Instant fashion fixes include: fluid, unstructured tops and jackets that skim the body. Soft knit jackets and open cardigans over a tonal or lighter top help create a slimming vertical line, as do tops in dark colors with V-necks and open necklines. And avoid heavily embellished designs and padded shoulders. Keep pants on the narrow side to avoid creating a boxy shape. The new tunics over leggings or slim pants is a great look.

Get to know your body shape and learn to love it! Our guide below can help you find the right clothes that will not only fit, but will also flatter your figure. So, whether you’re an apple or a pear, you can look and feel fabulous every day.

 At Simply Luscious Lingerie, we are working hard day and night to find the intimate apparel that will be right for you! We're not just trying to sell you lingerie, we want to accommodate your attire with apparel that will accent your figure, not make you stand out like a sore thumb! This online boutique is all "about you!" We're coming this fall, so continue to read our articles and check in with our website for more details! http://www.simplylusciouslingerie.com/

Lets face it, none of us have the exact same shape.....so let's determine what yours is?

Select from the body shapes I've listed below to get to know your shape better. This will make your shopping experience so much easier, and more enjoyable! In the meantime, I'll research and gather more material for you to understand your shape better and we'll discuss what accents your body and what you should definitely stay clear of. Stay tuned ladies!

Hourglass

Apple

Pear

Rhubarb

Strawberry

Pineapple

4 Type of Men to Avoid Like the Plague

Having been down this road in the past, whether it involved my past marriage, or men that I dated since my divorce, I pick up a few tips along the way and learned quickly how to spot the "wrong men" that all women should certainly stay away from. I have categorized them the best that I can to assist you in trying to get a glimpse of what to beware of. Most of these traits you should see early on....sometimes it takes away for these to transpire, so keep your eyes open and listen for heaven sakes....

These men may seem to be the "shit" but ladies....if you end up with any of these 4 you'll have some major relationship issues. This is a promise!

Mr. No-Money Bags

He has champagne tastes on a beer budget and a walk-in closet full of financial skeletons. But that doesn’t bother him because he also has a preternatural ability to get into women’s wallets as well as their beds. He’s counting on you to keep him in the style to which he hopes to become accustomed. It’s like stumbling onto a beautiful vintage Bentley: You see past the exhilarating automobile that appears to be a one of a kind, so rare, and you envision how magnificent it could be if you fixed up the wear and tear on it. You figure a little “investment” will pay off big. Besides, what’s a little money when he’s the man of your dreams? He's the guy whose wallet is always in his other pants, he left it at home, he’s short on cash until he gets paid.....bla bla bla kind of guy. Initially, it might seem reasonable to float him a little extra, but ladies OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!!!! Unless you are intending to be his "sugar mama" shake this one off like a flea!

Mr. Mama’s Boy..... He’s sweet, affectionate and understanding. Unfortunately, he’s still hung up on another woman – his mama Not exactly the threesome you might have had in mind. Mom still influences his professional decisions, his investment portfolio, where he lives, who he votes for. Project into the future and you can count on her influencing everything – from where you buy a home to how you raise your children. If you want another woman running your relationship and life...maybe he is the man, but if you are anything like me and want to grow a relationship based on your own wants and needs, you need to cut this one loose, otherwise before you know it she'll be naming your children and selecting your family vacations together! One big happy family. NOT!!!!!!

Mr. Peter Pan

Yep, you know the one....Though he’s in his 20s, 30s or 40s, at heart Mr. Peter Pan Syndrome is still like that of a frat boy in many ways. Life’s a nonstop, movable kegger and he’s the affable host. Yes the life of the party....everyone lovessss him! He’s on a first-name basis with all the bartenders in town, and is always ready for a trip to Las Vegas to stay up all night rill the dice and drink like there is no tomorrow. This guy loves the attention! He wants to be in the spot light all the time....beware of tough times though should they arise....Difficult situations aren’t in his repertoire, and when the going gets tough, you’ll be going it alone. Be careful, here's how he'll get you hooked; His spontaneity and sense of adventure bring out the kid in you. OPEN YOUR EYES!.... He would appear to have very few responsibilities. When it comes to dating, he'll do it with the catch phrase “let’s keep things light." Don't try to change him. I married one, and look where I am now! Do take my advice, it simply doesn't work. You can tame him, but don't dry to change him. It will backfire on you and he'll end up despising you. Unless you want to find your life like that of the fairy tale living with a man who thinks (as my grand mother used to say) in Never Never Land....drop him like a hot potato!!

Mr. Egomaniac

He’s brilliant, clever, witty, handsome, quite accomplished and has an unflagging belief in his own infallibility.You never see him waffling or agonizing about a decision. Oh no...he is sharp on his toes, and fast on his feet...watch out! He’s extremely decisive because the world revolves around him. On the rare occasion when he’s not 100% right, he won’t take it well if you point it out. He may want an accomplished woman, but not one so successful that you eclipse his glory. He may even undercut your success. He might embarrass you at an office party or run you down in front of colleagues in the guise of “being funny." When you complain, he’ll accuse you of being too sensitive. His confidence is irresistible.

Handsome, yet they know it. Seductive and they like it. Flamboyant to the core, and sexy in a way that will lure you in. Be careful of this type,...don't say that I didn't warn you.



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Enticing, Exotic and Erotic!



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Sex & Advertising

In the U.S. fashion and beauty industry, sexual imagery in advertising seems to be going in two
different directions: toward a more subtle sexiness that emphasizes the product, but also toward
the more brazen and provocative.

They say that sex sells and they, whoever they are, were right! Everyday I see it and it gets more and more risky. Yes, Sex still sells – and it can still shock, too. Through many lonely evenings with my computer on my lap and a good movie on the television, I spent many of hours gazing mindlessly while trying to work,.....then I began to realize that all these commercials are absolutely, completely perverted in one way or another. I'm not who spend a lot of time in front of the television at all so imagine the shock when I sat and watched some commercials that one would think might be harmless, be quite alarming!!

Time and time again I’m reminded of how faithful this theory is with continual reminders from the biggest brands. Everyone from car companies to watch makers, fast food joints to coffee brewers, have been trying to tell me something: buy our crap and think about sex.Now, this may seem obvious to some extent because a lot of companies don’t hide the fact that their logos are purely sexual. Products like condoms, lingerie, body wash, after shave, diapers, makeup, etc. Although these products are prime examples for this magnificent marketing technique, there are so many other companies that are in no direct way related to such acts of splendor, yet formulate mottoes that can easily be perceived otherwise.

So naturally....now I am left to wonder if this is due to some subliminal slang that has been discovered by advertising geniuses and ignored by the general public or merely a convenient coincidence. I found a study after I began digging into the whole "Sex Sells" concept because I am selling sex myself with the lingerie shops I own and recently wrote a similar article. What sells sex more than television is billboard advertisements. This is definitely on my list of things to do. While many say it would be a waste of my company money, I strongly disagree with them. Do people notice them? You tell me? Would you?

AAhhhhhhhh but wait.....I thought that some of those were quite provocative, and then I stumbled upon Chiquita, Ray Ban, Fed Ex and Planters.....I was shocked, and laughed at the same time.....I'd say they got their point across, wouldn't you? Yes, advertising sells the product all right..... and sex is the driver!

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Does Sex Sell?

Oh you better believe it......Sex sells! Advertising and sex have been tied together since advertising became a big business. The use of sexually suggestive images to sell just about everything really emphasizes the point that sex is a merchandiser's best friend. One doesn't walk into this type of business with blinders on...Oh No! I knew what I was doing....I have other businesses, and I love them, each one of them...Simply Delicious Lingerie and soon to be (Simply Luscious Lingerie) are the most rewarding to me, both for personal reasons as well as financial reasons.

Sex is used to sell all sorts of products. Would you agree that sex really sells... best? I am a little bit bias due to the fact that I own a few lingerie shops myself, but in all reality, sex does sell....no matter how you slice it, it just does!

 For the consumer, it makes sense to use sex to sell lingerie, men's cologne, even liquor, but what about using sex to sell some of these other products? Lingerie is a leading seller in the market today. Sex sells claims the old and undeniably true adage. We are sexual beings. Advertisers use this attribute by trying to associate their products and services with sexy imagery hoping that some of the hotness gets attached to their brand in the consumer's subconscious mind.

However abusing your audience's attention is a dangerous thing. Another thing to be cautious about is how much nudity is sufficient to grab eyeballs and what is too much thus considered offending. This is of course a cultural question. Usually the more religious your target market the less accepted it is to show bare body parts. For these reasons one needs to be careful where and how to use sex in advertising.

To a degree, fashion brands are going with the flow of a 24/7 media landscape in which the limits of what images are deemed acceptable are constantly being tested and expanded. While we are playing a role in communicating suggestive, if sometimes playful, sexually infused messages, brands and retailers are generally reluctant to discuss the impact of what they are doing. Now the brand is less important because of the dialogue that exists between consumers, and what makes a brand cool is what this new culture defines. Today, it’s social media, the conversation. You can’t understand your consumer if you do not have a dialogue. You don't need much dialogue to discuss or describe sex. Lingerie suggests being provocative, sassy, saucy and spicy.

At Simply Delicious Lingerie we are working at creating advertisements that will show class, not trash. In retrospect, some would ask, "How is selling vibrators and toys in an adult novelty section not trash?" We don't enforce the items, we sell them. I strongly believe that everyone has a right to do what they wish to do in the privacy of their own home or surroundings....you are purchasing the products from my web site whether they be beautiful corsets, baby dolls, cocktail dresses, gowns, swimwear, or novelties....one wouldn't think that you were going to sit on a porch swing and use the toy.....NO, you are discrete in how you use or wear it just as we are in how we sell it.

I was raised a strong Catholic. Now, God forbid you sleep together or get pregnant before you wed....the church wants nothing to do with that...in fact, they pretty much condemn you....how do I know this? I'm a rebel, the "bad girl" if you will....and I got pregnant before I was married. Back in the day some 20+ years ago that was just unheard of, now women are becoming single mothers every day. Tell me......Why is it OK for the church to condemn what I did/do but it's OK to play BINGO and drink all night in a beer tent and then get in your car and drive home? I don't get it?

 I admire those who unlike many continue to find a way to sell the products without getting bad mouthed.....I have no trouble sleeping at night, in fact.....I sleep quite well. Lingerie is a billion dollar industry and unlike some, sex does sell and I will continue to sell it! As my businesses grow I will open myself up to yet other markets. Why? Why not. I like working for me and not punching a time clock. I respect all of my customers and appreciate them for choosing Simply Delicious Lingerie for their "naughty needs" and beautiful lingerie products.

Our new web site launches in just a few days! We look forward to seeing you!

Michele, Owner/CEO
Simply Delicious Lingerie
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Michele@SimplyDeliciousLingerie.com

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What is Erotic?

e·rot·ic

 /ɪˈrɒtɪk/ [ih-rot-ik]

–adjective Also, e·rot·i·cal.

1. arousing or satisfying sexual desire: an erotic dance.

2. of, pertaining to, or treating of sexual love

3. subject to or marked by strong sexual desire.

A Little Romance Can Enhance Your Love Life....What is Erotic?


Nothing can enhance your love life better than a little romance. Enhancing your love life is something that every long term relationship eventually requires. How do you get your partner aroused? Do you keep him satisfied? Does he please you, or is he your slave? How saucy and naughty do you let fetish go? Add some spice and zest to your love life.....

Sooner or later your love life will be affected by the regular stresses of everyday life and many other factors that may make your love life seem lacking. Often we hear that our partners are too tired to make love or perhaps there is a problem in the relationship that make love making just a bit more difficult than it used to be. So many aspects of our daily lives are affected and reflected in our personal relationships. This is when learning how to enhance your love life becomes very important. We like to get naughty, and erotic. How do you see erotic?

For starters it helps for you to be able to incorporate playfulness in the bedroom. Being playful in the bedroom is a key factor to you having fun during lovemaking. It also helps you to get closer to your mate.

Learning how to become more spontaneous when it comes to love making can also help you to improve your love life. The reason for this is because it lets your mate know that you still find them sexy and attractive, which is the key to a great love life.

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