Sunday, June 26, 2011

Are You a MILF?


What is a MILF?

I think the first time I ever heard the term MILF was while I was watching the Movie "American Pie". For those of you who may not know, the acronym MILF is short for Mom I'd Like to F#$k. Although I have to admit there is nothing wrong with believing that every MILF known to man is an ex-stripper with big natural breasts who are just waiting around for you to have a nice romp with her, the simple fact is that 99.99% of all MILFs are average, overworked, under-appreciated, and yes sometimes undersexed, women who simply want to be taken away from the everyday and be shown a little attention. Most MILFs do not have names.Let me tell you my opinion and experience about what a MILF really is, and how to bag the MILF of your dreams. Your Milf can work down at the corner liquor store, or at a department store, etc...

In this world of rampant divorce, cost reductions in plastic surgery and Botox, all those improvements.. in the effectiveness of both diet and exercise, it is becoming more and more likely that whoever may be reading this column has been seduced by or is currently seducing a MILF. It's not that hard to do anymore (not like it was ever that difficult, but you know, it sure has gotten easier—like your Mom): you simply find an expensive bar near an even more expensive shopping plaza, arrive before your average baby-sitter goes to sleep, find an older woman with a younger woman's hairstyle, interrupt her conversation with a gray-haired and/or bald dude, be funny and charming, and get her out of there for a wild seductive rendezvous! Is finding a MILF worth it? Sometimes.....guys, women are young and a bit older, but we are all women and some of us mature faster than others do. If you want a "romp" and find a MILF as you so call her to ease your needs, good for you....but for you men who have not and are looking for a good woman.....shop around,...find the one that suits your needs and makes you happy. Yes physical attraction is quite important, but so is your life and well being. Make sure whom ever this woman is, young or old, that she puts your needs first and makes you feel all giddy. I realize that for some it is all about that older woman image. How old does one have to be to be considered MILF material? Stay tuned for articles to come for more information. Yes, some women really enjoy being called a "MILF" and like the attention....who wouldn't? Younger men wanting us at our ages, looking hot, and being naughty?


To some of us, this older woman search is second nature, to others it is an act of desperation, and to some it is a simple curiosity. But regardless of male motivation, MILF hunting as some of us call it has become a more popular sport, one where the line between predator and prey is not easily distinguished.
 Enough said already......are you a MILF?




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