Saturday, September 10, 2011

What Type of Man is "Your Man?"

There are things to be said about men that come from his actions. When it comes to really truly looking "hard core" for the right guy, you should first ask yourself...."what kind of man is he?" How he acts and reacts is a strong reflection and something that I strongly urge you take notice of. If he's going to be "your man" he better fit the bill and walk the line! Shania Twains words reflected on women who will tell you what kind of man he is going to be if he's "Any Man if Mine."


Mother's son. He’s well groomed, tender, good-looking, and in general very nice, but his mother is his number one person, and he, himself, is number two… and then comes the rest of the world in his line-up. He’s great as a friend, but dangerous for a serious relationship. You can try it with him if you are not afraid of his mother always being present in your bedroom and doing his laundry, cooking, shopping and tying his shoelaces for the rest of his life.


Casanova. He’s handsome, imposing, and sexy. His characteristic features are a hairy chest that he proudly demonstrates, crooked legs, and a long nose. Women adore him; he makes them jealous. Deep down they feel it’s wrong to marry him, and he’s not dying to go to church with a young bride. It's a game of cat and mouse.

A big cat. He’s self-satisfied, charming, gentle, always with a smile and never in a hurry. He doesn’t know what diapers, periods, or cooking and cleaning are. Unlike Casanova, he’s not totally against marriage, but in his marriage, nothing should disturb, bother, or depress him. On the contrary, meals should be cooked; rooms must be cleaned; his slippers must be brought; and his back must be scratched when it needs scratching. Hahahahaha, is this for real? Ladies, if you are dating the "big cat" type....take my advice and get out while you can! What is this 1950?

Unrecognized genius. He’s careless, laid-back, and tends to change his image. He’s ready to help out with the housework, but he is not born to earn money. However, he loves singing and playing the guitar, writing poems (sometimes they are not bad), pronouncing beautiful words, and just staring passively up at the ceiling.

Wishy-washy man. His characteristic feature is his head leaning on one side. His head looks as if it’s about to fall down weakly. It seems that the man is listening to an invisible speaker and is always ready to nod his approval. Such a man proves to be a submissive husband, and he’s a good match for a woman who’s a real commander-in-chief. His confidence level is not all that great, so step in and take the reins ladies, he's waiting for you!

Aristocrat. He looks inaccessible and detached. This man favors exclusive tailor-made clothing. To me, this kind og guy screams "too much work!"

Tycoon. He’s business personified. He doesn’t talk much and seldom smiles. Conservative suits are his favorites. He keeps you guessing...I'm attracted to this type. I also call him the bad boy. They get me in trouble ALL THE TIME!

Gigolo. He’s hard to predict because he likes to change and has various images. He’s trendy and kind of sugary...but is he the right kind of man to settle down with? No. He is the type that cannot be tamed, and if someday he does, it will take a lot of hard work.


Unisexual. First, you can’t figure out if it’s a chick or a guy. He wears his hair long and prefers skintight clothes, often with oriental patterns. He hides his masculinity. This should be a RED FLAG!

Gangster. He’s a transitional type from ‘the Tycoon’ to ‘the Aristocrat’ with a criminal past.

Macho man. He’s a stylish Latin-American type, who’s a symbol of masculine sexuality.

Young macho man, a metro sexual in embryo. An experienced woman feels like taking such a guy on her lap. He’s cute. Metros are not born; they are made by stylists and designers.

If your man doesn’t fit under any of these headings then that means you own a very exclusive type!

He is a keeper so gals hang on to him or someone else may just try to snatch him up!


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